Censored Edibles – Happy Ending Vanilla Cream Hard Penises

Unit: 4 pack

We have received many requests but one in particular stands out; a hard penis that can be sucked on. We have heard you and can hardly contain our excitement!! We have been hard at work and are stoked to introduce Censored Edibles™ Happy Ending Vanilla Cream Hard Penises. Funny to give, even better to receive. Apropos for bachelorette/bachelor and adult birthday parties, bridal shower games/gifts, wedding favours/gifts, funny/personalized gifts, and more. Not all edibles are created equal.
A must have for fun, flirty and fabulous nights out (or in). We believe life is a party, and you should live it accordingly!

Cannabinoids/piece:


2.5mg





We make edibles in the highly regulated Canadian market. We are a team of food manufacturing, CPG and Cannabis industry experts.

© 2023 Loosh Brands

Director of Education and Industry Relations

Alex Revich

Alex is a storied leader in the Cannabis space holding executive or founding roles across MedReleaf, the CMCIA, and most recently Flowr. He has presented hundreds of times at events across Canada, USA, and Germany and is a respected industry linchpin.

VP Engineering

Nisan Boguslavski

25+ years of R&D Engineering experience in the food and medical industries. Senior leadership roles in innovation, product development, and mechanical design and providing a-z guidance, structure and solutions from conception to commercialization.

CFO

Elena Smorchkov

Seasoned CFO with 15 years international experience in Healthcare, IT, Manufacturing and Service industries; strategic visionary and intuitive decision maker with strong leadership skills; in-depth technical knowledge and proficiency in corporate finance, cash management, financial planning, accounting, forecasting, budgeting, strategic planning and process improvements.

Product Development & Innovation

Lee Cohen

Lee has been a pioneer in Canada’s cannabis market creating premium and cutting-edge cannabis products for two decades and having founded multiple award-winning brands. He specializes in nostalgic edibles, solvent- less full spectrum strain specific oils, extracts and vapes. He is a passionate advocate of and educator about the cannabis plant, its benefits and breaking the stigma surrounding its normalization and uses. He utilizes his vast experience and California network to drive product development and innovation for Loosh Brands and the Canadian cannabis community.

Strategic Advisor

Mike Dacks

Mike is Founder and President of Type 2 Ventures Ltd. where he offers global cannabis and controlled substance commercial and strategic advisory services. Former VP Legal & International Business at MedReleaf (TSX:LEAF) Mike is an experienced international business development executive, entrepreneur and commercial lawyer with a proven track record advising rapidly scaling companies around the world. Advisor to several ventures across the global cannabis industry. In addition to Loosh, serves on the Board of Directors of pioneering California retailer Harborisde Inc. (CSE:HBOR), and the Advisory Board of Kanabo Research (LSE: KNB), an Israeli medical cannabis vaporization company.

Chief Chemist and R&D

Donald Bowins

Specializing in Cannabis molecular sciences, Donald has extensive knowledge in the primary, secondary and tertiary cannabinoid systems. Donald’s expertise is key in advancing innovation and the future of the cannabis industry in general.

Founder and CEO

Ilya Serebryany

Prior to establishing Loosh Brands, Ilya spent the last 17 years as a senior executive at one of the largest commercial bakery manufacturing companies in North America. Ilya’s roles have established him as a food industry top preforming professional with sales, marketing and manufacturing experience spanning over 25 years.

As a leader, Ilya is known for inspiring and motivating multifunctional teams to collaborate toward achieving a common goal. His relationship building skills and entrepreneurial spirit has provided tremendous opportunities for growth in mature and emerging markets.

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